In the spirit of the Royal Wedding, I thought I would post a little wedding pic. Since I couldn’t attend the royal wedding I suppose this is the next best thing…A Vegas wedding. Hope they live duckily every after!
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Ducky Gaga and Her Little Monsters
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Ducky Gaga at the Grammy’s red carpet encased in an egg with prosthetic wings.
Ducky Gaga: “Baby, I was born this way!”
Ducky Gaga: “I’m just trying to change the world, one sequin at a time.”
I couldn’t help but supply little Easter egg humor for everyone….with ducks, of course.
A Cadbury Comparison
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Bunny: “These eggs are both made by Cadbury, but one is clearly larger than the other.”
Cowduck: “You got that right, partner.”
Bunny: “You see…this one is from Australia and that one is from America….but the Australian one is bigger.”
Cowduck: “Everything’s bigger in Texas….but this egg isn’t from Texas….it’s from Australia.”
Bunny: “Perhaps we should compare them by taste…..”
Bunny: “My Cadbury egg is delicious! How’s yours, Cowduck?”
Cowduck: “Nom, nom, nom. I’ll tell you what….this one may be smaller…but it’s still down right tasty.”
Bunny: “Yeah. My Cadbury egg tastes much better than this carrot I’m holding……Say, Cowduck…..does it look bad that we are eating eggs….we are ducks, after all.”
Cowduck: “I wish I knew how to quit you, chocolate.”
A Duck Walks into a Bar…
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A duck, a rabbi, and Jesus walk into a bar. The bartender says, “what can I get you guys to drink?” The duck and the rabbi say, “We’ll have a glass of wine.” The bartender gives them each a glass of wine and asks Jesus, “would you also like a glass of wine?.” Jesus replies, “No, I’ll just have a glass of water.”
….a little holiday humor 
A Cobra-Duck Walks Into A Bar…
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A cobra-duck (who may have been out on the town from the Bronx Zoo) slithers into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender replies, “Sorry, we don’t serve your kind here.” “Why not?” asks the snake. “You can’t hold your liquor.”
A Duck Walks into a Saloon..
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It’s “Duck walks into a bar” Friday! Here’s one from the wild west.
A cowduck and a three-legged dog walks into a saloon. They slide up to the bar and the cowduck announces: “I’m looking for the man who shot his paw.”
Rubber Duck (to the Pez): “Gesundheit!”
…..a little added bonus since it’s April Fool’s Day! TGIF!
It’s Aflaaaaaaaac to the Rescue!
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Another funny Aflac commercial! Looks like they are looking for a new Aflac voice…..guess I better go practice
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