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Category Archives: Quackellaneous

A “Corny” Thanksgiving Joke


Scarecrow duck

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Nightmare Before Duckmas


Nightmare Before Christmas

 

‘Cause This is Thriller, Thriller Night.


Thriller

And no one’s gonna save you from the beast about to strike
You know it’s thriller, thriller night
You’re fighting for your life inside a killer
Thriller tonight!

Trick or Squeak!


Halloween ducks

Treehouse of Horror


Spooky Treehouse

I Want To Duck Your Blood!


Count Duckula

Fruity Halloween Joke…


Mummy duck

What kind of underwear does a mummy wear?
Fruit of the Tomb!

Pleased to Eat You!


Zombie Duck

Squeak Show


Squeak Show

Ladies and gentlemen, everything you’ve heard is true. All that has been advertised is here, under this tent. Wonders, curiosities! A plethora of the strange, the weird, the bizarre, the unusual! From jungles untamed to forests enchanted. Astounding mistakes of nature are gathered here for your amusement and edification. What you’re about to see will astound your very senses and harrow yes, harrow your souls. And tonight, for the first time anywhere, the Spectacular Siamese Sisters! So sit back and relax and enjoy the show!

Witches Brew


witch ducks

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and caldron bubble.
Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the caldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder’s fork and blind-worm’s sting,
Lizard’s leg and howlet’s wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.