Cupid Duck: “Excuse me, may I use your laptop…..I need to send off some Valentine emails.”

Cupid gets ready for Valentine’s Day…..as the Vegas wedding drive through is always popular on February 14.

Cupid: “Wedding cakes….check. Flowers….check. Chariot…..check. Now, where the heck is Elvis?”

Like a speeding subway train, the weekend is finally here! Woo! Woooooo!

I figured since we were already on the subject of football, I’d post a little funny video of the Oregon Duck. Enjoy!

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A couple of days ago my friend Ingid saw the LOLDucks parody I created (of LOLcats) and suggested I do another one. She thought it would be funny to make a parody of “Sh#t Girls Say.” “Sh#t Girls Say” is popular trend on the internet (like the LOLCats). So popular in fact, that many others have copied with videos and pictures with such titles as “Sh#t Guys Say,” “Sh#t Baby Mamas Say,” “Sh#t Suburban Moms Say,” “Sh#t Vegans Say,” “Sh#t Sh#t says,”……etc, etc, etc. In the true spirit of Duckshow, I thought it was only fair to represent the rubber duck community with “Sh#t Rubber Ducks Say”…….

Rubber Duck (in Vegas): “What happens in the Vegas bathtub stays in the Vegas bathtub.”

Rubber Duck: “If you drop the soap, I’m not picking it up.”

Rubber Duck: “It appears the swimming hole has dried up.”

Rubber Duck: “Rose petals for moi? Why, thank you.”