Duck: “What do you call a Bohemian who gets kicked out of a bar?….A bounced Czech.”

Axe (for those of you who are not familiar with the product line) sells body spray, shampoo, shower gel and other men’s grooming products. They are known in the world of rubber ducks for their unique, edgy rubber ducks that sometimes come with their products. I was lucky enough to get some of these ducks (they are not the easiest ducks to find) from my friends over at Duck Fever. I was extremely excited to have them for my collection….and these little musician Axe ducks couldn’t be more perfect for a red carpet Grammy Award shot!

Elvis: “There’ll be no crying in the chapel today because we got a hunk, a hunk of burning love right here before us, ya’ll. I now pronounce you Drake and Hen. Thank you, thank you very much.”

Today is Super Bowl XLVI. Who will be the champs? Will it be the New York Giants or the New England Patriots? Will Donald Thomas have his ducks in a row? We shall soon find out! Now, grab some nachos and enjoy the game!

Tips Duck: “I didn’t go to college. But if I did, I would have taken all my tests at a restaurant…because the customer is always right.”