By 2g1c2 girls 1 cup
Fish: “Give me back that filet o fishGive me that fishGive me back that filet o fishGive me that fishWhat if it were youHanging up on this wall?If it were you in that sandwichYou wouldn’t be laughing at all!”
A guy who looks like he should be on a Scotch ad as the Scottish version of “the most interesting man in the world” holds a Scottish rubber duck during Tartan Day festivities.
Here comes Duckie Cottontail…Quackin’ down the bunny trail….Hippity, hoppity, Easter’s on it’s way!
The little Jewish duckies were struck with surprise and wonder when they happened to find a Kosher McDonalds in their neighborhood. “Wow! Supersized and Kosher!”
Batter up, duck!
With temperatures almost reaching 60 degrees today, Cheese Duck decided to go for a nice waddle in the city. Unfortunately a group of prankster devils decided to follow Cheese and play some April Fool’s Day jokes on the clueless duck. Cheese Duck: “Why do I feel like I am being followed…?” Little did the Devils…
Jim Quackigan: “What’s interesting about bologna is that it’s not only a meat-it’s an insult. ‘You’re full of bologna!’ That kind of implies that bologna makes you lie. I eat bologna all the time….or maybe I don’t. That’s just the bologna talking….Have you seen the bologna that has the olives in it? Who’s that for?…
“Did you bring any sunscreen? I don’t want to roast out here.” My friend Yocheved recently went to Hawaii and brought me back a cute little Hawaiian duck! I named it “Quack Colada.” Not every duckie got to bask in the sun today. For example, some ducks from Wonderduck’s Pond got an unexpected surprise.
….”Well, I’m not really Irish…but I like cabbage and potatoes!”