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Street Duck leaves his mark around Manhattan

“Hello, I’m Street Duck and I’ve been displaying my handy work all over Manhattan on ‘Hello my name is’ nametags.” “Celebrities seem to like my name tags. Here is Amy Winehouse posing with my name tag.” “Here I am on the Upper West Side. I decided to display my name tag on the subway entrance….

Can I help you enjoy that Snickers Bar?

rubber duck snickers parody

“Happy peanuts soar over chocolate covered mountaintops and waterfalls of caramel. Prancing nougat in a meadow sings a song of satisfaction to the worrrrrrrld!……the world.”

The Legend of Zorro Duck

“Help, help, the Diablos have keeednapped my daughter Senorita Rosarita!” “Help me, help me, somebody help me!” This is a job for Duck Diego de la Vega AKA Zorro Duck! “Unhand Senorita Rosarita!”“No!”“Then feathers are going to fly!” “This is no match for Zoro Duck!” “Like I said, this is no match for Zorro Duck.”…

Duck Jockey

“Weeeeeeee!”

Taking the Duck Show to the Streets of Manhattan

Welcome to the Duck Show! I’m Cheese, spokesduck for the Duck Show, and today I’m taking it to the streets of Manhattan to meet some interesting folks! “Hello there. What is your name?”“Hi-Ya!”“Well Hi-Ya, do you have any words of wisdom?”“Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything.”“Ever catch one?”“Not Yet.” “Hello there. You must…

Lucky Duck

This fine young fellow is hoping for a royal flush.

Merry Quackmas

Have yourself a ducky little Christmas!

Santa Claus Is Comin’ to Town?

Excuse me, have you seen Santa Claus?

Quack to the Future

This futuristic-inspired shot was taken at Bally’s in Las Vegas.

Quackin’ at the Hard Rock

Vegas Baby rocking out in front of the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Vegas.

Hold My Duck
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