By 2g1c2 girls 1 cup
Here comes Duckie Cottontail…Quackin’ down the bunny trail….Hippity, hoppity, Easter’s on it’s way!
The little Jewish duckies were struck with surprise and wonder when they happened to find a Kosher McDonalds in their neighborhood. “Wow! Supersized and Kosher!”
Batter up, duck!
With temperatures almost reaching 60 degrees today, Cheese Duck decided to go for a nice waddle in the city. Unfortunately a group of prankster devils decided to follow Cheese and play some April Fool’s Day jokes on the clueless duck. Cheese Duck: “Why do I feel like I am being followed…?” Little did the Devils…
Jim Quackigan: “What’s interesting about bologna is that it’s not only a meat-it’s an insult. ‘You’re full of bologna!’ That kind of implies that bologna makes you lie. I eat bologna all the time….or maybe I don’t. That’s just the bologna talking….Have you seen the bologna that has the olives in it? Who’s that for?…
“Did you bring any sunscreen? I don’t want to roast out here.” My friend Yocheved recently went to Hawaii and brought me back a cute little Hawaiian duck! I named it “Quack Colada.” Not every duckie got to bask in the sun today. For example, some ducks from Wonderduck’s Pond got an unexpected surprise.
….”Well, I’m not really Irish…but I like cabbage and potatoes!”
He’s Dublin over with laughter.
Ducky D: “I’ve got more bounce to the ounce. Yeah. That’s for shizzle cuz I’m D to the Ducky Dizzle, my nizzle.”