By 2g1c2 girls 1 cup
Kyle: “Dude, Cartman, look! Your mom is on the cover of Quack Whore magazine!” Cartman: “Ey!” Kenny: “Mmmm mmm m mmmm.” Stan: “Ahahaha.” Cartman: “Scr*w you guys, I’m going home.”
I love this O2 commercial. Those rubber ducks know how to party! Woot!
If I came across this sign, I’d be temped to take it. But I wouldn’t. Not because it’s against the law (I like to live on the edge ), but because I wouldn’t want to be responsible for ducks getting hit by cars. The third duck from the left looks so excited. It must be thinking…
Clearly, I need to get myself one of those cars!
Quacky Halloween to everyone!
“I want to duck your blood!”
Insomni-maniac Duck: “I haven’t slept for 10 days…because that would be too long!”
Zippy (striped duck): “Hey Glenda (witch duck), wanna share some pumpkin pie before we go out trick or treating?” Glenda: “Oh no, not now….Not in front of Duck-O-Lantern!” Duck-O-Lantern (pumpkin duck): “Hey guys, what’s up? What are you up to over there?”
Cheese Duck: “Hello, Mr. Jack-O-Lantern.” Jack-O-Lantern: “Hello, duck. Who’s this cat-duck who is staring me down?” Cheese Duck: “Oh, that’s my new friend….his name is Carver.” Carver: “Meow, quack.” Jack-O-Lantern: “You’ve got to be joking!” Cheese Duck: “No…but I do have a good pumpkin joke. Wanna hear it?” Jack-O-Lantern: “Ok. This better be good.” Cheese…