By 2g1c2 girls 1 cup
Grrrrr! It’s the year of the tiger. Sensei Says: “If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you have never tried before.”
“Hey, Susie Snowboard! It’s snowing out today! Let’s go hit the city stoops!” “Weeeeeee! Nothing like stoop skiing and snowboarding!” Later that day……….
Legendary comedian and Vegas headliner Carrot Top shares a glass of wine with Vegas Baby, the rubber duck.
Ducks: “Woot Woot Quack!”
Holly : “Santa baby, just slip a duckie under the tree, for me….”
Santa: “Say Blitzen…is it me…or do you feel like we are being followed?”
Feliz Navi-duck! Pa rum pa pum quack! Sqeaking in a winter wonderland! Fa La La La Laaaa, La La La Quack! Merrrrrry Christmas to everyone on the Duck-wide-web!
Duck #1: “I knew having pasta with marinara sauce was a bad idea for Thanksgiving dinner!” Duck #2: “Still, there’s no way I was going to eat turkey! That’s just wrong!”
“It was my fault. I was the one that said “keep going south.” I was the one who said that we were not lost. It was my fault, because it was my project. I don’t know what’s out there. We are all just sitting ducks!”
“No, please don’t kill me, Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel!”