By 2g1c2 girls 1 cup
Legendary comedian and Vegas headliner Carrot Top shares a glass of wine with Vegas Baby, the rubber duck.
Ducks: “Woot Woot Quack!”
Holly : “Santa baby, just slip a duckie under the tree, for me….”
Santa: “Say Blitzen…is it me…or do you feel like we are being followed?”
Feliz Navi-duck! Pa rum pa pum quack! Sqeaking in a winter wonderland! Fa La La La Laaaa, La La La Quack! Merrrrrry Christmas to everyone on the Duck-wide-web!
Duck #1: “I knew having pasta with marinara sauce was a bad idea for Thanksgiving dinner!” Duck #2: “Still, there’s no way I was going to eat turkey! That’s just wrong!”
“It was my fault. I was the one that said “keep going south.” I was the one who said that we were not lost. It was my fault, because it was my project. I don’t know what’s out there. We are all just sitting ducks!”
“No, please don’t kill me, Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel!”
“Quack or treat!”
A stormtrooper and Darth Vader hold Cheese, a Jedi rubber duck. May the force quack with you.