By 2g1c2 girls 1 cup
A duck walked into a bakery one day and asked for a pork chop. The baker said, “We aren’t a butcher; we don’t sell meat here.” So the duck left. The following day the duck went back and asked again. This time the Baker said, “No, if you come here again I will nail your…
Bath time just isn’t bath time without your rubber duckie. Am I right, Skylar White?
Chocolate Bunny Duck #1: “Happy Easter!” Chocolate Bunny Duck #2: “What??”
Sherlock arrives on the scene of the chocolate bunny crime in hopes of ‘quacking’ the case wide open…… Sherlock: “Have you two ducks seen any suspicious activity around here?” Ducks: “No….er…uh…no, we haven’t….but we’ll keep an ‘eye’ out.”
These were no Cadbury Bunnies….. Duck: “It smells a lot like chocolate around here.”
I think the answer is obvious
“I’ve got no strings To hold me down To make me fret, or make me frown I had strings But now I’m free There are no strings on me Hi-ho the me-ri-o That’s the only way to go I want the world to know Nothing ever worries me Hi-ho the me-ri-o I’m as quacky as…
Bee Duck: “I’ll have the California roll…..extra wasabee, please!”
Duckshow was fascinated and amazed to stumble upon the rare, elusive cheetah duck….found hiding in the dense growth of pickled ginger bushes and sushi shrubs.