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A Duck Walks Into A Bar?

An amnesic duck walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, “Do I come here often?”

Explorer Duck Takes NYC

It wasn’t so easy for Explorer Duck to get to NYC. After waiting for the duck to come in the mail, it had to be rescued from the post office. And-it was by accident from having to retrieve another package (full of ducks, coincidentally) that the post office worker found the box with Explorer Duck…

Quacky President’s Day

Next Stop….OHIO!

The fourth stop on Explorer Duck’s travels is Ohio. What kind of adventures lie ahead for this traveling globe-quacker? I’m glad you asked (or I hope you did, anyway). Here are some highlights from her trip to Ohio: Here she is at Glamorgan Castle! I thought castles only existed in Europe and other exotic locals-I…

Tales of Explorer Duck

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It all started one day when a duck collecting friend of mine from Pennsylvania named Olivia had an idea….”Let’s start a duck chain”. What is a duck chain? Let me explain the duck chain and how it works (in non duckspeak)….. Olivia buys a duck. She begins by taking pictures of this duck (given the…

A Duck Walks Into A Bar…

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says to the duck, “Sorry, we don’t serve poultry here.” The duck replies, “That’s okay, I just wanted a drink.”

Valentine’s Day Poem

Roses are red, Duckies are yellow, Beware the last chocolate in the heart shaped box, It’s probably filled with minty marshmallow.

Valentine’s Day is Upon Us

A little duck soup for the soul…

Random Valentine’s Day Thoughts….

For Valentine’s Day you either get the gamble chocolates, or those tiny, heart-shaped antacids. “Aw! I know I make you nauseous. Here’s a TUMS with HUG ME written on it!”

A Duck Walks Into A Bar

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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for corn. The bartender says “We have no corn, get out of here.” So the duck leaves. The next day he comes back and asks for corn again, and the bartender says “I told you, we don’t have any corn! Get out!” So the duck…

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