By 2g1c2 girls 1 cup
Quacky Presidents Day!
Quacky Valentine’s Day!!
It was the night before Valentine’s Day, and all hearts in Ducktown were filled with love, cholesterol, or chocolate…..except for one lonely duck who was sitting at the bar for a nightcap, when suddenly a bright colored dressed duck decides to keep her company. “Hello, is this seat taken?”…oh let’s say…Ben Beaknik. It is now…
“I tried a piece from the box of gamble chocolates I got for Valentine’s Day. I don’t know why I even bother with these because every one tastes like it was filled with toothpaste.” -Jim Gaffigan
Darling Duck: “All you need is love.”
It’s the year of the HORSE! And, in true fashion, HiYa has some words of wisdom for us on this Chinese New Year…. HiYa: “Never approach bull from the front, horse from the rear, or fool from any direction.” HiYa:” Speak your mind….. but ride fast horse.”
Duck Vader: “I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.”
Mr Snow Duck-sicles: “You know Frosty, I don’t really understand all the hype on this global warming issue.”