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A Bar, Two Quacks, and a Heart…

two quacks and a heart

It was the night before Valentine’s Day, and all hearts in Ducktown were filled with love, cholesterol, or chocolate…..except for one lonely duck who was sitting at the bar for a nightcap, when suddenly a bright colored dressed duck decides to keep her company. “Hello, is this seat taken?”…oh let’s say…Ben Beaknik. It is now…

For You…

Lanco heart

Life is like a box of chocolates

Box of Chocolates

“I tried a piece from the box of gamble chocolates I got for Valentine’s Day. I don’t know why I even bother with these because every one tastes like it was filled with toothpaste.” -Jim Gaffigan

Valentine’s Day is Upon Us

Valentine duck

Darling Duck: “All you need is love.”

Quacky Chinese New Year!

Year of the horse

It’s the year of the HORSE! And, in true fashion, HiYa has some words of wisdom for us on this Chinese New Year…. HiYa: “Never approach bull from the front, horse from the rear, or fool from any direction.” HiYa:” Speak your mind….. but ride fast horse.”  

“Duck” Side Shenannigans

Duck side shenannigans

Duck Vader: “I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.”

Snowduck Humor

Snowman ducks

Mr Snow Duck-sicles: “You know Frosty, I don’t really understand all the hype on this global warming issue.”

Starting 2014 off with a BANG!

duck explosion

THAR SHE BLOWS! Since 2007 this original GIGANTIC rubber duck created by Dutch artist Florentijn Hofman has travelled to 13 cities in nine countries, including Brazil, Australia and Hong Kong, on its journey around the world. The giant, inflatable yellow duck that was on display in a northern Taiwan port exploded just hours before it was…

Quacky New Year!

New Year's 2014

We Wish You A Merry Christmas!

Chocolate ducks

Wishing a Merry Christmas to everyone out there in Duckland!

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