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The Annual Westminster Dog Show is this week at Madison Square Garden. Is there an occasion that I don’t have a duck for? I doubt it.

Rubber Duckie 911

“Yeah, I’ve been working this beat for about a year now…. “Do I write many tickets? We don’t have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we’re allowed to write as many tickets as we want. I think I’ll grab a quick snack here.” “Sometimes people want a warning. I say, OK I’m…

Happy Chinese New Year

“It’s the year of the rat! I hear a squeaking…and it’s not a rubber duck!”

Happy Mardi Gras

“I did it for the beads.”

Zorro Duck…The Red Caped Criminal

“Well, hello there Zorro Duck. How are you doing, sonny?” “Give me all your money!” “Hello there, Zorro Duck. Loving the new red cape and hat.” “Gimme your purse!” “Help me, somebody help me! I was just robbed by Zorro Duck!” Zorro Duck was causing havoc all over Gotham City. Was something wrong with Zorro…

Who is this masked duck?

Did Zorro Duck change his disguise? Stay tuned to find out on the next Zorro Duck in the City…….coming soon!

Zorro Duck in the City

Duck Diego de la Vega AKA Zorro Duck goes to the city to fight crime. After a long day of work at the diner, Tips leaves in hopes of spending the night out on the town. “I’m gonna shake my tail feather tonight at Club Quacker Jacks!” Tips decides to walk home instead of taking…

Street Duck leaves his mark around Manhattan

“Hello, I’m Street Duck and I’ve been displaying my handy work all over Manhattan on ‘Hello my name is’ nametags.” “Celebrities seem to like my name tags. Here is Amy Winehouse posing with my name tag.” “Here I am on the Upper West Side. I decided to display my name tag on the subway entrance….

Can I help you enjoy that Snickers Bar?

rubber duck snickers parody

“Happy peanuts soar over chocolate covered mountaintops and waterfalls of caramel. Prancing nougat in a meadow sings a song of satisfaction to the worrrrrrrld!……the world.”

The Legend of Zorro Duck

“Help, help, the Diablos have keeednapped my daughter Senorita Rosarita!” “Help me, help me, somebody help me!” This is a job for Duck Diego de la Vega AKA Zorro Duck! “Unhand Senorita Rosarita!”“No!”“Then feathers are going to fly!” “This is no match for Zoro Duck!” “Like I said, this is no match for Zorro Duck.”…

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