“Wherever you go and whatever you do,

May the ‘duck’ of the Irish be right there with you!”

Cheese Duck: “St. Patty’s Day is but a week away! Gather all yer shamrocks and yer lucky charms and hide all yer gold! And don’t forget to eat yer corned beef and cabbage!”

HiYa Duck: “A snake in the grass is worth moving your @ss, little Grasshopper.”

Duckling Ling: “What about a snake in the house?”

HiYa Duck: “When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length.”

Duckling Ling: “Well then, I’ll see you later because there is a giant cobra in the house.”

Cobra: “Pssssst Tsssssss!”

HiYa Duck: “A cobra is no match for the master!”

Happy Chinese New Year!