
Scream Duck lurks in the shadows……

Count Ducula: “Five. Five more days until, Halloween! Ah ha ha haaa, quack!”

Cheese Duck entertains the locals in the pumpkin patch whilst waiting for the Great Pumpkin to arrive……..
Cheese: “Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to cross the road? Because it had no guts!”
Jack-o-lanterns: “haha heehee haha!”
Cheese: “What’s yellow and orange and waddles? A duck carrying a pumpkin!”
Jack-o-lanterns: “haha heehee haha!”

Count Ducula: “Eight…Eight more days till Halloween. Ah Ah Ahhhh, quack.”

Here’s to all the hard working ducksters out there!
Tips Duckie: “I didn’t go to college, but if I did, I would have taken all my tests at a restaurant…..because the customer is always right.”

GI Duck: “Hut hut hut! Get your BBQ Grills ready because the fourth is coming right for us!”

Pink Flamingo Day was declared in 2007 by Dean Mazzaralla, the mayor of Leominster, MA. This was done to honor the work of Don Featherstone, creator of the plastic lawn flamingo. Happy Pink Flamingo Day to all!
Flamingo: “Suppose I’ll spend my day relaxing on the lawn.”

King of the Grill: “Who wants a hot dog!?”