By 2g1c2 girls 1 cup
Santa: “Say Blitzen…Is it me…or do you think we are being followed?”
Rudolph went on to have twins……..Leif Blinker and Wright Blinker.
Why should you never let a duck say grace at Thanksgiving dinner?
Because they use fowl language.
Pilgrim duck: “Now, where is that tur-duck?”
Quacky Halloween! Beware of what may be lurking….or quacking…. in the shadows.
Bride of Duckiestein: “Why are graveyards always so noisy?”
Count Quackula: “Because of all the coffin.”
“Please don’t kill me, Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel!”