By 2g1c2 girls 1 cup
Something was different about Cupid this year, but he couldn’t quite figure it out.
Santa: “Say Blitzen…Is it me…or do you think we are being followed?”
Rudolph went on to have twins……..Leif Blinker and Wright Blinker.
Why should you never let a duck say grace at Thanksgiving dinner?
Because they use fowl language.
Pilgrim duck: “Now, where is that tur-duck?”