Cheese Duck: “Ummm, that’s right, Kemosabe.”
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Scarecrow: “Hey Turduck, why are you hiding in the pumpkin patch?”
Turduck: “Thanksgiving is just around the corner and turduckens are all the rage this year!”
Witches: “Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.”
First witch: “Black cats leaping everywhere!”
Second witch: “Something fowl and something fair!”
Third witch:” Hop on my broom and fly through the air….”
Second witch: “Broom?…..We don’t need no stinking brooms! We just flap our wings”
Witches: “Eeeeee hee hee hee heeeee!”
Billy Bones: “You’re looking so skinny these days. How do you do it without exercising?”
Skeletal Skippy: “I’m on the Halloween candy diet….you just eat 3 square meals of Skittles, Hot Tamales, and Twizzlers and a couple of snacks of fun size candy corn.”
Boo Whoo Duck: “I don’t know….I think we waddled the wrong direction…”
Jaguar Duck: “Please tell me there’s not a spider duck behind me….”
Halloween is a week away! So to celebrate it, Duckshow will be doing it Duck-o-ween style all week! Enjoy along with your Halloween candy!
Ducks: “Quack or treat!”
What if Columbus had landed in Tijuana instead of America? Let’s ponder that….with ducks, of course.
Mariachi Duckie: “Hola, Amigo!”
Columbus Duck: “Hello, Indian.”
Mariachi Duckie: “¿Que?”
Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day, mateys!
Patch: “I be the fairest duck-caneer of me generation lad, and don’t ye forget it! Yarrrrrr!”
Down at Coney Island, Nathan’s Famous Hot Dogs sponsors a competitive eating hot dog contest. It has become a tradition and is the world’s most popular hot dog eating competition held every year on July 4th. Last year 40,000 spectators attended the event with 1.6 million tuning in to ESPN to see the competitors battle it out by woofing down hot dogs as quickly as possible. Last year Joey Chestnut consumed 54 hot dogs in ten minutes to defend his 3 year title! Who will win this year?
Ducky Chestnut: “Me! I will reign supreme! Move over Joey Chestnut! I’m feeling pretty hungry!”