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Category Archives: Holiday Ducks

Talk Like A Pirate Day

Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day, mateys!

Patch: “I be the fairest duck-caneer of me generation lad, and don’t ye forget it! Yarrrrrr!”

Hot Diggity Dog!

Down at Coney Island, Nathan’s Famous Hot Dogs sponsors a competitive eating hot dog contest. It has become a tradition and is the world’s most popular hot dog eating competition held every year on July 4th. Last year 40,000 spectators attended the event with 1.6 million tuning in to ESPN to see the competitors battle it out  by woofing down hot dogs as quickly as possible. Last year Joey Chestnut consumed 54 hot dogs in ten minutes to defend his 3 year title! Who will win this year?

Ducky Chestnut: “Me! I will reign supreme! Move over Joey Chestnut! I’m feeling pretty hungry!”

Oh, say can you squeak!

Fourth of July Weekend Has Begun!

Here’s a little Fourth of July joke to start off the holiday weekend:

What’s the difference between a duck and George Washington?
One has a bill on his face; the other has his face on a bill!

Quacky Father’s Day

Quacky Memorial Day

Quacky Mother’s Day

Revenge is “Sweet”

Revenge is "Sweet." The Pinatas came back for their candy.

The pinatas came back for their candy. Quacky Cinco de Mayo! Arrrrriba!

It’s that time if year again!

Cadbury Bunny auditions!

“Bok, Bok, Bok, Bok, Quaaaaaaack!”

Quacky St. Patty’s Day

May all you lucky duckies out there have the “duck” of the Irish today!