Witchy Duck: “You suck!”
Count Marco: “I know.”
By 2g1c2 girls 1 cup
Halloween is a week away! So to celebrate it, Duckshow will be doing it Duck-o-ween style all week! Enjoy along with your Halloween candy!
Ducks: “Quack or treat!”
What if Columbus had landed in Tijuana instead of America? Let’s ponder that….with ducks, of course.
Mariachi Duckie: “Hola, Amigo!”
Columbus Duck: “Hello, Indian.”
Mariachi Duckie: “¿Que?”
Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day, mateys!
Patch: “I be the fairest duck-caneer of me generation lad, and don’t ye forget it! Yarrrrrr!”
Down at Coney Island, Nathan’s Famous Hot Dogs sponsors a competitive eating hot dog contest. It has become a tradition and is the world’s most popular hot dog eating competition held every year on July 4th. Last year 40,000 spectators attended the event with 1.6 million tuning in to ESPN to see the competitors battle it out by woofing down hot dogs as quickly as possible. Last year Joey Chestnut consumed 54 hot dogs in ten minutes to defend his 3 year title! Who will win this year?
Ducky Chestnut: “Me! I will reign supreme! Move over Joey Chestnut! I’m feeling pretty hungry!”
Here’s a little Fourth of July joke to start off the holiday weekend:
What’s the difference between a duck and George Washington?
One has a bill on his face; the other has his face on a bill!