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Category Archives: Holiday Ducks

Happy Chinese New Year!


Grrrrr! It’s the year of the tiger.

Sensei Says: “If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you have never tried before.”

Happy New Year!!


Ducks: “Woot Woot Quack!”

Santa Baby


Holly : “Santa baby, just slip a duckie under the tree, for me….”

Walking in a Winter Wonder……


Santa: “Say Blitzen…is it me…or do you feel like we are being followed?”

Feliz Navi-Duck!


Feliz Navi-duck! Pa rum pa pum quack! Sqeaking in a winter wonderland! Fa La La La Laaaa, La La La Quack! Merrrrrry Christmas to everyone on the Duck-wide-web!

Happy Thanksgiving


Duck #1: “I knew having pasta with marinara sauce was a bad idea for Thanksgiving dinner!”

Duck #2: “Still, there’s no way I was going to eat turkey! That’s just wrong!”

More Halloween Quackiness….


“No, please don’t kill me, Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel!”

Happy Halloweeeeeen!


“Quack or treat!”

Quacky Fourth of July


Let Freedom Ring!

Ring Freedom Let!

A quick joke: Why did the duck say “Bang!”
Because he was a firequacker!

Happy Father’s Day


I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. “Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Boy, you really like Tide.”

~Mitch Hedberg~