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Category Archives: Holiday Ducks

Walking in a Winter Wonder……


Santa: “Say Blitzen…is it me…or do you feel like we are being followed?”

Feliz Navi-Duck!


Feliz Navi-duck! Pa rum pa pum quack! Sqeaking in a winter wonderland! Fa La La La Laaaa, La La La Quack! Merrrrrry Christmas to everyone on the Duck-wide-web!

Happy Thanksgiving


Duck #1: “I knew having pasta with marinara sauce was a bad idea for Thanksgiving dinner!”

Duck #2: “Still, there’s no way I was going to eat turkey! That’s just wrong!”

More Halloween Quackiness….


“No, please don’t kill me, Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel!”

Happy Halloweeeeeen!


“Quack or treat!”

Quacky Fourth of July


Let Freedom Ring!

Ring Freedom Let!

A quick joke: Why did the duck say “Bang!”
Because he was a firequacker!

Happy Father’s Day


I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. “Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Boy, you really like Tide.”

~Mitch Hedberg~

It’s National Donut Day!


In the wee hours of the morning Chef Duck hears a ruckus in the kitchen…

Chef Duck: “What’s all the fuss about, Pastry Chef?”
Pastry Chef Duck: “It’s National Donut Day! Gotta make the donuts..gotta make the donuts…gotta make the donuts…”

Bring in da’ Noise, Bring in da’ Duck.


Today is National Tap Dance Day! Little Bill “Bojangles” Duck has had happy feet all day long. It is celebrated on the birthday of legendary tap pioneer Bill “Bojangles” Robinson who invented a new way to tap, transforming it from a flat-footed dance to a style that pushed the performer to his toes. On his 61st birthday, he danced down the street of Broadway in NYC! He paved the way for tap legends such as Savion Glover.

Joke: Why do ducks make great tap dancers?

Answer: Because they have “flaps” and “wings” mastered. (flaps and wings are tap dance tricks).

Happy Memorial Day