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Happy Father’s Day


I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. “Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Boy, you really like Tide.”

~Mitch Hedberg~

It’s National Donut Day!


In the wee hours of the morning Chef Duck hears a ruckus in the kitchen…

Chef Duck: “What’s all the fuss about, Pastry Chef?”
Pastry Chef Duck: “It’s National Donut Day! Gotta make the donuts..gotta make the donuts…gotta make the donuts…”

Bring in da’ Noise, Bring in da’ Duck.


Today is National Tap Dance Day! Little Bill “Bojangles” Duck has had happy feet all day long. It is celebrated on the birthday of legendary tap pioneer Bill “Bojangles” Robinson who invented a new way to tap, transforming it from a flat-footed dance to a style that pushed the performer to his toes. On his 61st birthday, he danced down the street of Broadway in NYC! He paved the way for tap legends such as Savion Glover.

Joke: Why do ducks make great tap dancers?

Answer: Because they have “flaps” and “wings” mastered. (flaps and wings are tap dance tricks).

Happy Memorial Day


Happy Cinco De Mayo



Fiesta! Fiesta! I’m another year older! I’m not Mexican, but I do love some spicy Tex-Mex food and tequila! Arrrrrriba!

Dos more days until Cinco De Mayo!


Cheese: “Holy guacamole! It’s time for a fourth meal!”

“Bok, bok, bok, bok, bok, bok, quaaaaack!”


Here comes Duckie Cottontail…Quackin’ down the bunny trail….Hippity, hoppity, Easter’s on it’s way!

Quacky Passover


The little Jewish duckies were struck with surprise and wonder when they happened to find a Kosher McDonalds in their neighborhood.

“Wow! Supersized and Kosher!”

April Fool’s Day Adventures


With temperatures almost reaching 60 degrees today, Cheese Duck decided to go for a nice waddle in the city. Unfortunately a group of prankster devils decided to follow Cheese and play some April Fool’s Day jokes on the clueless duck.

Cheese Duck: “Why do I feel like I am being followed…?”

Little did the Devils know, Cheese was not such an easy target. Looks like the joke was on them. Cheese Duck had “cut the cheese” and they were downwind.

Cheese Duck: “Pfffffft. Ahh. Heeheehee.”

Happy April Fool’s Day!

“Kiss me I’m Irish!”


….”Well, I’m not really Irish…but I like cabbage and potatoes!”