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Category Archives: Holiday Ducks

More Halloween Goodies


Insomni-maniac Duck: “I haven’t slept for 10 days…because that would be too long!”

The Pumpkin Pie Predicament


Zippy (striped duck): “Hey Glenda (witch duck), wanna share some pumpkin pie before we go out trick or treating?”

Glenda: “Oh no, not now….Not in front of Duck-O-Lantern!”

Duck-O-Lantern (pumpkin duck): “Hey guys, what’s up? What are you up to over there?”

Quack-O-Lantern


Cheese Duck: “Hello, Mr. Jack-O-Lantern.”

Jack-O-Lantern: “Hello, duck. Who’s this cat-duck who is staring me down?”

Cheese Duck: “Oh, that’s my new friend….his name is Carver.”

Carver: “Meow, quack.”

Jack-O-Lantern: “You’ve got to be joking!”

Cheese Duck: “No…but I do have a good pumpkin joke. Wanna hear it?”

Jack-O-Lantern: “Ok. This better be good.”

Cheese Duck: “Why didn’t the jack-o-lantern cross the road?”

Jack-O-Lantern: “I don’t know, duck. Why?”

Cheese Duck: “Because it had no guts!”

Jack-O-Lantern: “That was a pretty cheesy joke.  And anyway, I’ve got guts. I’ve got plenty of guts, duck!”

Carver: “..Or as I like to call it…..squash. Heehee. Meow, quack.”

Jack-O-Lantern: “Now that was funny, cat.  Haha. Just stop staring at me. You’re making me nervous.”

Sweet Beaks


Ducks: “Trick or Squeak!” The thought of Halloween candy made their beaks water.

Quacking up in the spirit of Halloween


Catduck: “What has webbed feet, fangs, and goes quack-quack?…….Count Quack-ula!”

Happy Labor Day!


Nothing beats a long weekend. Ahhhhhh.

Quacky Fourth of July


What do you get when you cross a duck with a firework?

A fire-quacker.  Happy Fourth to everyone and don’t spit out your hot dog laughing at that one ;)

Happy Mother’s Day


Mother rubber duck with surger ducklings

Mother’s Day Journey to Duck Pond

Little Surfer Ducklings: “Are we there yet….are we there, yet?”

Mother Surf Duck: “Not much farther to the duck pond.”

Happy Cinco De Mayo


CInco de Mayo Rubber Duck

Quacky Easter


Sherlock arrives on the scene of the chocolate bunny crime in hopes of ‘quacking’ the case wide open.

Sherlock: “Have you two ducks seen any suspicious activity around here?”

Ducks: “No….er..uh….No, but we’ll keep an ‘eye’ out.”