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Walking in a Winter Wonder……
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Santa: “Say Blitzen…is it me…or do you feel like we are being followed?”
Feliz Navi-Duck!
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Feliz Navi-duck! Pa rum pa pum quack! Sqeaking in a winter wonderland! Fa La La La Laaaa, La La La Quack! Merrrrrry Christmas to everyone on the Duck-wide-web!
Happy Thanksgiving
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Duck #1: “I knew having pasta with marinara sauce was a bad idea for Thanksgiving dinner!”
Duck #2: “Still, there’s no way I was going to eat turkey! That’s just wrong!”
More Halloween Quackiness….
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“No, please don’t kill me, Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel!”
Quacky Fourth of July
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Let Freedom Ring!
Ring Freedom Let!
A quick joke: Why did the duck say “Bang!”
Because he was a firequacker!
Happy Father’s Day
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I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. “Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Boy, you really like Tide.”
~Mitch Hedberg~
It’s National Donut Day!
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In the wee hours of the morning Chef Duck hears a ruckus in the kitchen…
Chef Duck: “What’s all the fuss about, Pastry Chef?”
Pastry Chef Duck: “It’s National Donut Day! Gotta make the donuts..gotta make the donuts…gotta make the donuts…”
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