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Insomni-maniac Duck: “I haven’t slept for 10 days…because that would be too long!”
The Pumpkin Pie Predicament
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Zippy (striped duck): “Hey Glenda (witch duck), wanna share some pumpkin pie before we go out trick or treating?”
Glenda: “Oh no, not now….Not in front of Duck-O-Lantern!”
Duck-O-Lantern (pumpkin duck): “Hey guys, what’s up? What are you up to over there?”
Quack-O-Lantern
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Cheese Duck: “Hello, Mr. Jack-O-Lantern.”
Jack-O-Lantern: “Hello, duck. Who’s this cat-duck who is staring me down?”
Cheese Duck: “Oh, that’s my new friend….his name is Carver.”
Carver: “Meow, quack.”
Jack-O-Lantern: “You’ve got to be joking!”
Cheese Duck: “No…but I do have a good pumpkin joke. Wanna hear it?”
Jack-O-Lantern: “Ok. This better be good.”
Cheese Duck: “Why didn’t the jack-o-lantern cross the road?”
Jack-O-Lantern: “I don’t know, duck. Why?”
Cheese Duck: “Because it had no guts!”
Jack-O-Lantern: “That was a pretty cheesy joke. And anyway, I’ve got guts. I’ve got plenty of guts, duck!”
Carver: “..Or as I like to call it…..squash. Heehee. Meow, quack.”
Jack-O-Lantern: “Now that was funny, cat. Haha. Just stop staring at me. You’re making me nervous.”
Quacking up in the spirit of Halloween
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Catduck: “What has webbed feet, fangs, and goes quack-quack?…….Count Quack-ula!”
Quacky Fourth of July
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a firework?
A fire-quacker. Happy Fourth to everyone and don’t spit out your hot dog laughing at that one 
Happy Mother’s Day
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Mother’s Day Journey to Duck Pond
Little Surfer Ducklings: “Are we there yet….are we there, yet?”
Mother Surf Duck: “Not much farther to the duck pond.”
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