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Category Archives: Holiday Ducks

‘Twas the Night Before Duckmas…


Jack Skellington duck is one of the latest additions to my collection. I got it online at Only Ducks. You can see more of Michelle’s (she’s the artist extraordinaire behind the ducks) designs on the Only Ducks facebook page. And for any of those Tim Burton fans, there are also Sally and a Zero ducks.

Who Let the Ducks Out!


It’s Black Friday! Be careful out there!

Duckie: “Outta my way! I need a 40-inch LCD HDTV!”

Duckie: “Outta my way! I need an Xbox 360 Kinect!”

Quacky Thanksgiving


Happy Thanksgiving to everyone out there in duckland!

More Holiday Hilarity


Pilgrim: “Hello there. Have you seen a turduck (turkey-duck) running around here?”

Chief Flapping Wings: “No. No I have not, Kemosabe.”

Turduck: “Mooooooo.”

Thanksgiving Shenanigans


Waddling Bird: “The Pilgrims are coming! The Pilgrims are coming!”

Chief Tumbling Dice: “Well, I guess we can forget building those casinos for a few hundred years.”

Little Big Beak: “There goes the neighborhood.”

Thanksgiving Is Upon Us


Cheese Duck: “Ummm, that’s right, Kemosabe.”

Here comes Thanksgiving!


Scarecrow: “Hey Turduck, why are you hiding in the pumpkin patch?”

Turduck: “Thanksgiving is just around the corner and turduckens are all the rage this year!”

Something Quacky This Way Comes


Witches: “Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.”

First witch: “Black cats leaping everywhere!”

Second witch: “Something fowl and something fair!”

Third witch:” Hop on my broom and fly through the air….”

Second witch: “Broom?…..We don’t need no stinking brooms! We just flap our wings”

Witches: “Eeeeee hee hee hee heeeee!”

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!

Halloween Dieting


Billy Bones: “You’re looking so skinny these days. How do you do it without exercising?”

Skeletal Skippy: “I’m on the Halloween candy diet….you just eat 3 square meals of Skittles, Hot Tamales, and Twizzlers and a couple of snacks of fun size candy corn.”

Halloween Shenanigans


Boo Whoo Duck: “I don’t know….I think we waddled the wrong direction…”

Jaguar Duck: “Please tell me there’s not a spider duck behind me….”