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Category Archives: Holiday Ducks

Halloween Dieting


Billy Bones: “You’re looking so skinny these days. How do you do it without exercising?”

Skeletal Skippy: “I’m on the Halloween candy diet….you just eat 3 square meals of Skittles, Hot Tamales, and Twizzlers and a couple of snacks of fun size candy corn.”

Halloween Shenanigans


Boo Whoo Duck: “I don’t know….I think we waddled the wrong direction…”

Jaguar Duck: “Please tell me there’s not a spider duck behind me….”

Halloween High Jinks


Witchy Duck: “You suck!”

Count Marco: “I know.”

Halloween is upon us!


Halloween is a week away! So to celebrate it, Duckshow will be doing it Duck-o-ween style all week! Enjoy along with your Halloween candy!

Ducks: “Quack or treat!”

Quacky Columbus Day


What if Columbus had landed in Tijuana instead of America? Let’s ponder that….with ducks, of course.

Mariachi Duckie: “Hola, Amigo!”

Columbus Duck: “Hello, Indian.”

Mariachi Duckie: “¿Que?”

Talk Like A Pirate Day


Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day, mateys!

Patch: “I be the fairest duck-caneer of me generation lad, and don’t ye forget it! Yarrrrrr!”

Hot Diggity Dog!


Down at Coney Island, Nathan’s Famous Hot Dogs sponsors a competitive eating hot dog contest. It has become a tradition and is the world’s most popular hot dog eating competition held every year on July 4th. Last year 40,000 spectators attended the event with 1.6 million tuning in to ESPN to see the competitors battle it out  by woofing down hot dogs as quickly as possible. Last year Joey Chestnut consumed 54 hot dogs in ten minutes to defend his 3 year title! Who will win this year?

Ducky Chestnut: “Me! I will reign supreme! Move over Joey Chestnut! I’m feeling pretty hungry!”

Oh, say can you squeak!


Fourth of July Weekend Has Begun!


Here’s a little Fourth of July joke to start off the holiday weekend:

What’s the difference between a duck and George Washington?
One has a bill on his face; the other has his face on a bill!

Quacky Father’s Day