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Thanksgiving Shenanigans


Waddling Bird: “The Pilgrims are coming! The Pilgrims are coming!”

Chief Tumbling Dice: “Well, I guess we can forget building those casinos for a few hundred years.”

Little Big Beak: “There goes the neighborhood.”

Thanksgiving Is Upon Us


Cheese Duck: “Ummm, that’s right, Kemosabe.”

Here comes Thanksgiving!


Scarecrow: “Hey Turduck, why are you hiding in the pumpkin patch?”

Turduck: “Thanksgiving is just around the corner and turduckens are all the rage this year!”

Something Quacky This Way Comes


Witches: “Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.”

First witch: “Black cats leaping everywhere!”

Second witch: “Something fowl and something fair!”

Third witch:” Hop on my broom and fly through the air….”

Second witch: “Broom?…..We don’t need no stinking brooms! We just flap our wings”

Witches: “Eeeeee hee hee hee heeeee!”

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!

Halloween Dieting


Billy Bones: “You’re looking so skinny these days. How do you do it without exercising?”

Skeletal Skippy: “I’m on the Halloween candy diet….you just eat 3 square meals of Skittles, Hot Tamales, and Twizzlers and a couple of snacks of fun size candy corn.”

Halloween Shenanigans


Boo Whoo Duck: “I don’t know….I think we waddled the wrong direction…”

Jaguar Duck: “Please tell me there’s not a spider duck behind me….”

Halloween High Jinks


Witchy Duck: “You suck!”

Count Marco: “I know.”

Halloween is upon us!


Halloween is a week away! So to celebrate it, Duckshow will be doing it Duck-o-ween style all week! Enjoy along with your Halloween candy!

Ducks: “Quack or treat!”

Quacky Columbus Day


What if Columbus had landed in Tijuana instead of America? Let’s ponder that….with ducks, of course.

Mariachi Duckie: “Hola, Amigo!”

Columbus Duck: “Hello, Indian.”

Mariachi Duckie: “¿Que?”

Talk Like A Pirate Day


Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day, mateys!

Patch: “I be the fairest duck-caneer of me generation lad, and don’t ye forget it! Yarrrrrr!”