Scarecrow: “Hey Turduck, why are you hiding in the pumpkin patch?”

Turduck: “Thanksgiving is just around the corner and turduckens are all the rage this year!”

Billy Bones: “You’re looking so skinny these days. How do you do it without exercising?”

Skeletal Skippy: “I’m on the Halloween candy diet….you just eat 3 square meals of Skittles, Hot Tamales, and Twizzlers and a couple of snacks of fun size candy corn.”

Witchy Duck: “You suck!”

Count Marco: “I know.”

What if Columbus had landed in Tijuana instead of America? Let’s ponder that….with ducks, of course.

Mariachi Duckie: “Hola, Amigo!”

Columbus Duck: “Hello, Indian.”

Mariachi Duckie: “¿Que?”

Down at Coney Island, Nathan’s Famous Hot Dogs sponsors a competitive eating hot dog contest. It has become a tradition and is the world’s most popular hot dog eating competition held every year on July 4th. Last year 40,000 spectators attended the event with 1.6 million tuning in to ESPN to see the competitors battle it out  by woofing down hot dogs as quickly as possible. Last year Joey Chestnut consumed 54 hot dogs in ten minutes to defend his 3 year title! Who will win this year?

Ducky Chestnut: “Me! I will reign supreme! Move over Joey Chestnut! I’m feeling pretty hungry!”