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Explorer Duck Visits Holland!

In case you have just tuned in to Duckshow, a rubber duck (that was fittingly named Explorer Duck) has been traveling the globe leaving her duckprints everywhere. Duck collectors from every end of the earth have been hosting her in their cities. She has already been to some fabulous cities (including here-in NYC).  I must…

A Duck Walks Into a Bar

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. After his first sip, he hears a high-pitched voice. “Hey duck! Nice tail feathers!” it says. The duck looks around, doesn’t see anything, and quickly shrugs it off. After a bit, he takes another sip and hears the voice again. “Hey duck! Sweet sombrero! ”…

Super Beaky, Yow!

I found these funny little videos on the internet made by Wizard of Wit. They are from the “Mouth Organ Karaoke” collection. Get ready to quack up! This one is a parody of “Stayin’ Alive.” Mouth Organ Karaoke–STAYIN’ ALIVE – watch more funny videos And here another called “Super Beak”….. Mouth Organ Karaoke–SUPER BEAK –…

A Duck Walks into a Bar….

A duck walks into a bar and sits at a table. Tells the waiter, “I’ll have a Bloody Mary and a menu.” When he returns with the drink, the duck asks “Still servin’ breakfast?” When he says Yes, the duck replies, “Then I’ll have two eggs-runny on top and burnt on the bottom, five strips…

More Ducks, More Ducks, More Ducks in Vegas

The fun seems to be never ending in Vegas. The flock really got round Vegas….of course it was an old stomping (or waddling) ground for some of them. Here are some of the last scenes in Vegas….until next time! Viva Las Vegas! Diva Duck: “Fabulous, darrrrrrrrrling!” Paparazzi Duck is back at it. This time he…

More Quackiness in Vegas

Here are a few more duckish scenes from Vegas: Mrs Geezer: “Where are the slot machines!?” Mr Geezer: “Where’s the buffet!?” Paparazzi Duck hides out in the bushes….just waiting for a celebriduck to pass by so he can get a money shot. Hail Caesar (Duck)! A run in with the Bronx Zoo Cobra on the…

Paris and Venice…Vegas Style

Little Caesar: “Time to go for a swim in the canal….after I eat-a-my-a-spaghetti!” Little Caesar: “Or maybe I can get a ride from the gondolier. Hey Gondolier, can you give an anatra di gomma a ride?!” Claude Canard: “Voila!” Claude Canard: “Où est la fontaine pour un canard?” Translation: “Is this a duck fountain?” Stay…

Rhinestone Cowduck

Wild Bill: “Is this a mirage or something?” Wild Bill: “Wonder if I can valet my horse?” Wild Bill: “You gotta know when to hold ‘em, and know when to fold ‘em.” And with that, Wild Bill rode off into the moonlight with a pocket full of winnings. After all, they don’t call him Wild…

Quacky Mother’s Day

Pilgrimage to Vegas

Nun Duck: “I sure do have my work cut out for me here in sin city!” She’s come to save some fellow rubber ducks from all the temptations of Vegas! Contrary to popular belief, rubber ducks don’t all have squeaky clean reputations. Just see for yourself what goes on…… Poker Duck: “Jackpot again! Yeah! I’m…