
St. Patrick’s Day!!!
By 2g1c2 girls 1 cup

“Wherever you go and whatever you do, May the ‘duck’ of the Irish be right there with you!”

Cheese Duck: “St. Patty’s Day is but a week away! Gather all yer shamrocks and yer lucky charms and hide all yer gold! And don’t forget to eat yer corned beef and cabbage!”

Gnome Duck: “I know St. Patty’s Day is just around the corner….but please don’t confuse us for leprechauns again. We are gnome…..ducks.”

Ducks: “Weeeee! Weeeee! Weeeee!” Ducks: “Let’s go ski down the Double “Quack” Diamond trail next!”

Today is the Academy Awards Ceremony! I wonder who will win? Will it be Daniel Duck-Lewis? Hugh Quackman? Denzel Waddleton? Steven Spielbird? Ben Aflac? The suspense is making me quackers! Paparazzi: “Over here! Over here, Diva Duck! Over here!”