Micheal Quackson: “Eeee heee, quack!”
By 2g1c2 girls 1 cup
A drunk duck staggers out of a bar and runs right into two priests. The duck says, “I’m Jesus Christ.” The first priest says, “No, duck, you’re not.” So the drunk duck says it to the second priest. The second priest says, “No, duck, you’re not.” The drunk duck says, “Look, I can prove it.”…
It’s summer! SO here’s a little story to kick it off: There was talk around Duckland of a “grand tub” down the street that was open for the summer. So, six ducks left Duckland in search of the this grand tub, thus began their journey. They waddled and waddled…. Scuba Duck: “Are we there yet?”…
Sometimes being a rubber duck is not all it’s quacked up to be.
“We’re looking for a lad with no underpants.”
More HiYa hi-jinks….. HiYa Duck: “The city tries to play tricks on me. They cannot fool the master!”
Soup Man: “No soup for you!” HiYa Duck: “You will give me soup or I will open up a can of kung ‘pow’ on you!”