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A ‘Fowl Fatale’ Walks into a Bar

More scenes from “A Duck Walks into a Watering Hole.” Meet Gretta Vanderbeak….. “She was the stuff that ruffled feathers.” “Of all the bars in all the world, she had to waddle into mine.”

A Duck Walks Into A Watering Hole

It’s not easy task making stop motion duck films…..from building the sets, making the mini props, making the costumes, the endless hours of photographing ducks, then re-shooting, then piecing everything together with music and a script. It’s definitely takes a good chunk of time. I don’t do it too often, but there happens to be…

Pilgrim Humor

Pilgrim Duck: “We’d like to buy your land. Do you take Discover card?”

Here comes Thanksgiving!

Scarecrow: “Hey Turduck, why are you hiding in the pumpkin patch?” Turduck: “Thanksgiving is just around the corner and turduckens are all the rage this year!”

Something Quacky This Way Comes

Witches: “Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and cauldron bubble.” First witch: “Black cats leaping everywhere!” Second witch: “Something fowl and something fair!” Third witch:” Hop on my broom and fly through the air….” Second witch: “Broom?…..We don’t need no stinking brooms! We just flap our wings” Witches: “Eeeeee hee hee hee heeeee!” HAPPY…

Halloween Dieting

Billy Bones: “You’re looking so skinny these days. How do you do it without exercising?” Skeletal Skippy: “I’m on the Halloween candy diet….you just eat 3 square meals of Skittles, Hot Tamales, and Twizzlers and a couple of snacks of fun size candy corn.”

Halloween Shenanigans

Boo Whoo Duck: “I don’t know….I think we waddled the wrong direction…” Jaguar Duck: “Please tell me there’s not a spider duck behind me….”

Halloween High Jinks

Witchy Duck: “You suck!” Count Marco: “I know.”

Halloween is upon us!

Halloween is a week away! So to celebrate it, Duckshow will be doing it Duck-o-ween style all week! Enjoy along with your Halloween candy! Ducks: “Quack or treat!”

I lift things up and put them down.

I lift things up and put them down

Planet Fitness has been running a commercial all over the country mocking bodybuilders. They use humor to appeal to those of us who are not muscle heads. It was brought to my attention that this “lift things up and put them down” guy has a page on facebook and 6,712 people “like” it so far!…