Hurricane Sandy Coverage in Duckland

Stormy Waddlemeyer: “Hello, this is Stormy Waddlemeyer here reporting on Hurricane Sandy in Duckland, New York. It was the storm of the century! Panic shopping was at an all time high two days ago. The bread was all gone….not even a hot dog bun was to be found! Evacuations were taking place everywhere! Some duckies didn’t heed the warning and as a result went floating out to sea! Power was out everywhere! It will be days or maybe weeks before power comes back on! Just see for yourself:

“It sure is dark in here.”

Stormy Waddlemeyer: “It’s like a ghost town here….no Halloween pun intended. Not one squeak or duck waddling down the street. We are hoping that looting will not be an issue. The duckie popo is working diligently to get everything waddling according to schedule again. This is Stormy Waddlemeyer reporting from Duckland, NYC.”