Stormy Waddlemeyer: “Hello, this is Stormy Waddlemeyer here reporting on Hurricane Irene from Nags Head, North Carolina. As you can see it is very dangerous out here. It is a large and powerful event. Evacuations are taking place everywhere. We are telling people to stay inside, but the guy behind me is not heeding the warning. Today is not the day to be working on your tan, stupid.”
Stormy Waddlemeyer: “Now just look at the insanity and panic of the folks in Duckland. It appears there is a mad dash for food and beverages.”
“Excuse me miss, how is the panic shopping coming along?”
Debbie Duck: “Well, there appears to be a shortage of water now so I’m just buying up everything I can get my wings on.”
Stormy Waddlemeyer: “Stay tuned for more updates on Hurricane Irene. This is Stormy Waddlemeyer reporting. Back to you at the studio……..”
Shouldn't he be reporting from Duck, NC – in the Outer Banks where the hurricane hit?
How timely! You are really on a roll lately! Stay safe.
Am I being followed……NO!!…The peps on Flickr are missing out. Thats very funny stuff..and all the way from Nags Head…..