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A Duck Walks Into a Subway…

I love stand up comedy almost as much as I love ducks. Mitch Hedberg was one of the greatest comedians of our time (in my opinion). Here’s a little joke of his that always makes me laugh….and it’s about ducks, of course….

Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me that they could not do that…So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said, “I do not care, it is for a duck,” and she said, “oh then it’s free.” I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. So I said, “give me a chicken fajita sub, but don’t worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.”

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2 Responses to A Duck Walks Into a Subway…
  1. Alian
    August 12, 2011 | 1:36 PM

    I have for a long time been angered by duck lovers feeding ducks bread. It is incredibly unhealthy for them and bad for the environment. I myself have for as long as I remember loved ducks and seeing them chase after food, but then a very good friend of mine handed me a leaflet about wild ducks and what they should eat. Recently in Surrey County Council, UK started a bread amnesty ( to encourage people too feed the duck healthier food. This is a fantastic idea as most ducks when offered bird seed will refuse to eat it as it is not McDonalds bread bun or KFC chips.

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  2. Colleen
    November 16, 2011 | 8:01 AM

    You are absolutely right. No doubt about it. However, I did not post this to promote feeding bread to ducks or to call out subway on their sandwich pricing. It is a stand up comedy joke by Mitch Hedberg. It's made up material. That's all. And let's not forget, this is a website about rubber ducks….not real ones. Everything is made up…..a lot like South Park.

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