A drunk duck staggers out of a bar and runs right into two priests. The duck says, “I’m Jesus Christ.” The first priest says, “No, duck, you’re not.” So the drunk duck says it to the second priest. The second priest says, “No, duck, you’re not.” The drunk duck says, “Look, I can prove it.” The duck walks back into the bar with the two priests. The bartender takes one look at the duck and exclaims, “Jesus Christ, you’re here again?”
