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A Duck Walks Into a Bar


A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. After his first sip, he hears a high-pitched voice.

“Hey duck! Nice tail feathers!” it says.

The duck looks around, doesn’t see anything, and quickly shrugs it off. After a bit, he takes another sip and hears the voice again.

“Hey duck! Sweet sombrero! ”

Again, the duck looks around and sees nothing. Baffled by the phantom voice, he calls the bartender over.

“Hey barkeep, what is that high-pitched voice I keep hearing?”

“Oh, those are the peanuts,” replies the bartender. “They’re complimentary.”

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One Response to A Duck Walks Into a Bar
  1. joe
    May 22, 2011 | 12:23 PM

    Funny!

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