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A Duck Walks Into A Bar


A Duck Walks into a Bar

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for corn. The bartender says “We have no corn, get out of here.” So the duck leaves. The next day he comes back and asks for corn again, and the bartender says “I told you, we don’t have any corn! Get out!” So the duck leaves. The next day he goes in again and asks for corn, and the bartender says, “For the last time, we don’t have corn! If you ever come back, I’m going to nail those webbed feet of yours to the floor!” So the duck leaves. The next day the duck comes and asks, “Do you have any nails?” The bartender says, “No, of course not. Why would a bar have nails?” The duck then says, “Good. Can I have some corn?
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2 Responses to A Duck Walks Into A Bar
  1. joe
    February 12, 2011 | 9:41 PM

    Give the duck some corn it may turn into cornbread stuffing…(if you give him enough).. AND THAT GOS MIGHTY GOOD WITH ROASTED DUCK…MMMMMM MM

  2. facebook
    February 16, 2011 | 6:24 PM

    i love it

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