By 2g1c2 girls 1 cup


Cheese Duck: “Hello, Mr. Jack-O-Lantern.”

Jack-O-Lantern: “Hello, duck. Who’s this cat-duck who is staring me down?”

Cheese Duck: “Oh, that’s my new friend….his name is Carver.”

Carver: “Meow, quack.”

Jack-O-Lantern: “You’ve got to be joking!”

Cheese Duck: “No…but I do have a good pumpkin joke. Wanna hear it?”

Jack-O-Lantern: “Ok. This better be good.”

Cheese Duck: “Why didn’t the jack-o-lantern cross the road?”

Jack-O-Lantern: “I don’t know, duck. Why?”

Cheese Duck: “Because it had no guts!”

Jack-O-Lantern: “That was a pretty cheesy joke.  And anyway, I’ve got guts. I’ve got plenty of guts, duck!”

Carver: “..Or as I like to call it…..squash. Heehee. Meow, quack.”

Jack-O-Lantern: “Now that was funny, cat.  Haha. Just stop staring at me. You’re making me nervous.”

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