Cheese Duck: “Hello, Mr. Jack-O-Lantern.”
Jack-O-Lantern: “Hello, duck. Who’s this cat-duck who is staring me down?”
Cheese Duck: “Oh, that’s my new friend….his name is Carver.”
Carver: “Meow, quack.”
Jack-O-Lantern: “You’ve got to be joking!”
Cheese Duck: “No…but I do have a good pumpkin joke. Wanna hear it?”
Jack-O-Lantern: “Ok. This better be good.”
Cheese Duck: “Why didn’t the jack-o-lantern cross the road?”
Jack-O-Lantern: “I don’t know, duck. Why?”
Cheese Duck: “Because it had no guts!”
Jack-O-Lantern: “That was a pretty cheesy joke. And anyway, I’ve got guts. I’ve got plenty of guts, duck!”
Carver: “..Or as I like to call it…..squash. Heehee. Meow, quack.”
Jack-O-Lantern: “Now that was funny, cat. Haha. Just stop staring at me. You’re making me nervous.”
