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Pirates on the Jersey Shore!

On a hot summer day some pirates find themselves looking for treasure that had been buried on the Jersey shore. Much to their surprise someone had beat them to finding it! They were not amused.

Pirates: “We arrrrrrrr not amused!”

They were convinced someone along the Atlantic City boardwalk had their buried treasure. They went on a hunt to find out who had their treasure….

Pirates: “Where ye be hidin’ arrrrrrr treasure!?! Tell us where it is or there’ll be trouble! Yarrrrr!”

Scuba duck: “I…I…don’t know what you are talking about…I haven’t seen any treasure…I swear!”

The pirates go terrorizing the entire boardwalk accosting one duckie at a time.

Pirates: “Give us arrrrrr treasure or we will be beatin’ it out o’ you! Yarrrr!”

Duckie: “Ahhhh!”

Pirates: “Where ye be hidin’ arrrr treasure!?! Yarrr!”

Snucki (short for Snooki duck): “Treasure? I don’t have any treasure. Do you have any pickles? And hurry it up cuz my bronzer’s leaking off my face.”

The pirates weren’t having any of her Jersey Shore nonsense. They chase her down the boardwalk….

Snucki: “Ahhhh! Stop chasing me! Do you know who I am!?! I’m Snucki!….Help me! Somebody help me!”

Just around the corner at Ducktown Tavern Zorro Ducks suspects someone needs his help.

Zorro Duck: “Did I just hear someone say ‘Help me, somebody help me?’ ”

Zorro Duck rushes to the boardwalk and stops the pirates in their tracks.

Zorro Duck: “Seems someone has lost their treasure.”

Pirates: “Where did ye find arrrr treasure!”

Zorro Duck: “I have my sources.”

Pirates: “Ahoy! You have been hidin’ arrrrr treasure all along! Later ye will be walkin’ the plank!  But first, we be takin’ arrr treasure back! Yarrrr!

Zorro Duck: “We’ll see about that.”

…..and one by one Zorro Duck defeats all the pirates.

…and saves the day…and Snucki.

Snuckie: “Oh Zorro Duck! Thank you! Wanna go get a drink with a cute little guidette duck? We could pay the tab with all this treasure.”

Zorro Duck: “Maybe another time, Snucki. I’ve got some more crime to fight!”

And with that Zorro Duck is off to fight more crime. As for the treasure….Snucki uses it to buy fried pickles and cocktails that night for her and her friends. The End.

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2 Responses to Pirates on the Jersey Shore!
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  2. Joe
    August 26, 2010 | 12:44 PM

    ARRRRR pirates Butts Be Kicked…Zorro Duck uses that can of woop ass like Popeye uses spinach ack ack akakak arrrrr!!!!

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