Let me preface this post by saying that I was not responsible for posting all the “Lost Duck” signs all over the city and I have no clue who is responsible for hanging them. I find them to be brilliant, but you could say that I am a little biased Anyway, a few of my friends told me about the signs and it gave me an idea….another adventure for Zorro Duck. So I made up some “Found Duck” signs. I searched out some of the “Lost Duck” signs today and posted my “Found Duck” along side them. I want to thank the person-wherever you are-for inspiring this story of Zorro Duck and the case of the “Lost Duck”……….and I hope you find your rubber duck
Today as Zorro Duck flies through Gotham City he comes upon a sign outside the Village Voice head quarters.
Zorro Duck : “It appears that a rubber duck is lost in the city! This looks like a job for Zorro Duck! I must find this little lost guy!”
Zorro Duck starts by searching the bowels of the subway.
Zorro Duck: “It’s a dirty job, but someone’s got to do it!”
After having no luck in the subway, Zorro Duck scours the little shops on Canal Street.
Zorro Duck: “Excuse me little ladies, have you seen a wee little duck around here?”
Dolls : “No, we have not a duck around here…and if one were to come around here it would be served with duck sauce.”
Zorro Duck: “Ahh! Those dolls weren’t joking! I must hurry my search and high tail it out of here!”
Zorro Duck: “More signs!”
Meanwhile……..the lost duck waddles the streets…”Squeak, squeak.”
Zorro Duck: “Wait….did I just hear someone say, “squeak, squeak?”
Zorro Duck follows the squeaking all the way to the Kid Robot store.
Zorro Duck: “There you are, little lost duck!”
Lost Duck: “Zorro Duck! Am I glad to see you! I was couped up in the bathroom all winter long and wanted to go for a summer stroll…and then I couldn’t find my way back home!”
Zorro Duck: “Well let’s get you home…stat!”