It's Nanerpus!

"You can call me Nanerpus, Nanerpus,
And guess what?
I love Duckies!"

Happy Mardi Gras

"To Bourbon Street for beignets, Blue Hawaiians, and BEADS!"

Quacky President's Day

"Four scores and seven quacks ago...."

"Will You Be My Valentine?"

"For me?"

Quacky Valentine's Day.

You Don't Bring Me Flowers...anymore

Don't forget your Valentine tomorrow!

Westminster Dog Show Adventures

Cheese Duckie: "Hello! I'm at here at Westminster trying not to squeak and be mistaken for a chew toy! Right here the English bulldogs are competing for best in breed. I have never seen so many sexy bitches in one place at one time! Bow (chick-a) wow wow!"

Duckhound: "Release the hounds! They are all so 'fetching.' It must be that greyhound gallop!"

Hero Duckie: "I see you checking me out, dalmation! That's because I'm smokin' !"

Duckshow at the Dog Show

Who will win Best in Show at the Annual Westminster Dog Show? Stay tuned for the ducks' dog show adventures! Let's just hope they don't get confused for a squeaky dog toy!

Who will win a Grammy?

...Radio-quack? Duck-play?

Evil Tales

"Once upon a time there was an evil man. He was a cook. His name was Wolfgang Duck and he didn't get that name for nothing!"