Jim Quackigan: “What’s interesting about bologna is that it’s not only a meat-it’s an insult. ‘You’re full of bologna!’ That kind of implies that bologna makes you lie. I eat bologna all the time….or maybe I don’t. That’s just the bologna talking….Have you seen the bologna that has the olives in it? Who’s that for? ‘I like my bologna like a martini..with an olive.’..’I'll have the bologna sandwich..DIRTY!”
I love comedy bits from Jim Gaffigan. His jokes are like a Hot Pocket party in my mouth. Catch his entire stand up tonight at 9pm on Comedy Central.

