Twelve Ducks a Quacking

"Deck the halls with flocks of duckies"
'Fa La La La Laaa La La La Quack!"

Quacky Thanksgiving

"No way we are eating turkey, dude. We'll have to feast on corn and mashed potatoes."

Got Milk?

Get Along, Little Duckie

"Gotta get home before sundown. Yup."

See the rest of the duck's adventures in Dallas, Texas here.

Duckplanet Rubber Duckie Calendars available for 2009!

Myself and other memebers of Duckplanet have put together a duck-tacular calendar for the new year! You can check it out and buy it here!

The Delight of the Duckie

Digiducks and I in the Oregon Quarterly! You can read it here.

American Cheese

"Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are now? Wall Street is now being called Wal-Mart Street."

Lone Star Street Cheese

"Hi this is Cheese from the Duckshow. Today we are going to be talking to duckies in the Lone Star State! Yeehaw!"


Cheese: "Here comes a couple of Cowducks. Hello there. Can I ask you a couple of questions about your Lone Star State?"

Buck Duck:"Howdy. You sure can."
Joe Bob:"Yup."



Cheese:"Is it always this hot out here?"

Buck Duck:"Sometimes it gets so hot out here the hens are layin' boiled eggs."
Joe Bob:"Yup."

Cheese:"What's a day like in the day of a cowduck?"

Buck Duck:"There's a lot that goes on out there on the range. Why don't ya come on over for supper and I'll tell ya. I can cook biscuits and gravy like nobody's business. I live just over yonder."
Joe Bob:"Yup."

Cheese:"Sounds good!"

Buck Duck:"Just head on over when you're done."


Cheese: "Hello there, I'm Cheese, and you are.."

Debbie Sue:"I'm Debbie Sue, but you can call me Deb."

Cheese:"Okay, Deb. How would you describe what you are wearing?"

Debbie Sue:"This outfit? I'd call it Texas chic. I got it at Western Warehouse. I'm fixin' to go out for some Tex-mex. Wanna come along?"

Cheese:"I'll have to take a rain check. I've been invited to eat with the cowducks."

Debbie Sue:"Careful, Buck Duck will talk your ear off. Hehe."


Cheese:"Oh, look who showed up. The Lone Quacker!"

Lone Quacker:"Well, howdy!"

Cheese:"Caught any criminals today?"

Lone Quacker:"Nah, just spotted one feller trying to tag a tree. I let him go with a warning."

Cheese:"Oh yeah?"

Lone Quacker:"He was trying to put a sticker on a tree. I believe it said 'Duckshow' on it."

Cheese:"Oh (gets a little nervous). Well, I've got to go now. This has been Cheese with...uh...(whispers) Duckshow. I'll see ya'll later."

Lone Quacker:"I'm not hard-a-hearing, ya know."

Tagging the Range

"Pardon me, you can't just go 'round taggin' up the range."

First Stop. Rockwall, Texas.

"I'm here in Rockwall, Texas-which is just outside Dallas! I'm posing here at the official rock wall of Rockwall!"


" In 1851, as the first settlers moved to the area, they started to dig wells. During the digging, they found large underground rock walls that seemed to be manmade though scientist believe they are natural formations. The town was established April 17, 1854 and named after these rock walls....well, that's what Wikipedia says, anyway."


"R is for Rockwall....and rubber duckie, too!"


"Here is the symbol for Rockwall seen all over the city. It is a little sailboat floating on Lake Ray Hubbard. If you ever find yourself in Rockwall, you have to go visit "Bath Junkie" on 2065 Summer Lee Dr. at "The Harbor." Why? Because they sell lots of cute rubber duckies!Yay!"

The Digiducks are off to the Lone Star State

What wacky adventures will they find themselves in? Stay tuned to find out!
"Yeeeehaw! We'll see ya'll soon!"

Celebrating the NYC Marathon

"Run, Duckathon, run!"