Welcome to the Duck Show! I’m Cheese, spokesduck for the Duck Show, and today I’m taking it to the streets of Manhattan to meet some interesting folks!
“Hello there. What is your name?”
“Hi-Ya!”
“Well Hi-Ya, do you have any words of wisdom?”
“Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything.”
“Ever catch one?”
“Not Yet.”
“Hello there. You must be off to work.”
“Yeah I am, so don’t forget to tip your waitress.”
“Ever spit in anyone’s food?”
“Yeah, yours! I’m just kidding. You are a good tipper. Hee hee.”
“Let this be a warning to everyone. Don’t forget to tip your waitress!”
“Yeah. I’m going to ollie off that high ledge over there.”
“Now this I gotta see.”
“Wow! Amazing!”
“Hey there. What’s with the name tags?”
“I’m just leaving my mark all over the city.”
“Hey, don’t forget to leave some tags around the city for the Duck Show.”
“You got it! Look out for them!….Mind if I do a shout out?”
“Shout it out, baby.”
“Quaaaack!”
“This is Cheese, spokesduck for the Duck Show, signing out.”
