From the folks who brought you Shake Weight for Ducks and Hair Club for Ducks!, it’s the finest in backwards robes…..for ducks! Hey – winter is just around the corner and a duck’s gotta keep warm, too!
Aug 312010
I was on my way to work when I saw some dancing rubber ducks…..not really, but Bud Product has come out with these new styles and this cute little video featuring them. I can’t wait to get my hands on them. Woot! Woot!
Aug 222010
MC Quacker: “We’re melting gold, baby.”
Aug 162010
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! Oh, wait a minute…it is a bird…and that bird is Zorro Duck! And when he and any of the other members of the flock are passing through Atlantic City they are sure to make a pit stop at Ducktown Tavern.
Ducktown Tavern which opened in 1995 gets it’s name from the Ducktown area of Atlantic City (stretching from Missouri Avenue to Texas Avenue). How did this area of Atlantic City get the name Ducktown? Glad you asked. Italian immigrants heavily settled Ducktown in the early 1900s and named it for the duck houses they built along the bayfront, where they raised poultry and waterfowl. It is now mostly an Italian American community.
Zorro Duck: “Fighting crime makes me hungry and thirsty. I must stop at Ducktown Tavern!”
Snucki loves to hang out there, too.
Snucki: “I’m always down for drinks at Ducktown Tavern! Where else is a little gui-duck gonna go?!”
There is even a Ducktown Tavern firetruck!
Cheese Duck: “I wanna take a ride on that Ducktruck!”
Another shot of the ducktruck.
Cheese Duck: “The ducktruck puts a smile on my beak.”
Cheese Duck: “Watch out where you put out that cigar, duck. You don’t want to start any fires. Good thing there’s a fire ducktruck here at Ducktown Tavern. Seems this guy likes to smoke a lot of cigars. Heeheehee. Well, off to join the rest of the flock at Ducktown Tavern. Until next time! Chow!”
On a hot summer day some pirates find themselves looking for treasure that had been buried on the Jersey shore. Much to their surprise someone had beat them to finding it! They were not amused.
Pirates: “We arrrrrrrr not amused!”
They were convinced someone along the Atlantic City boardwalk had their buried treasure. They went on a hunt to find out who had their treasure….
Pirates: “Where ye be hidin’ arrrrrrr treasure!?! Tell us where it is or there’ll be trouble! Yarrrrr!”
Scuba duck: “I…I…don’t know what you are talking about…I haven’t seen any treasure…I swear!”
The pirates go terrorizing the entire boardwalk accosting one duckie at a time.
Pirates: “Give us arrrrrr treasure or we will be beatin’ it out o’ you! Yarrrr!”
Duckie: “Ahhhh!”
Pirates: “Where ye be hidin’ arrrr treasure!?! Yarrr!”
Snucki (short for Snooki duck): “Treasure? I don’t have any treasure. Do you have any pickles? And hurry it up cuz my bronzer’s leaking off my face.”
The pirates weren’t having any of her Jersey Shore nonsense. They chase her down the boardwalk….
Snucki: “Ahhhh! Stop chasing me! Do you know who I am!?! I’m Snucki!….Help me! Somebody help me!”
Just around the corner at Ducktown Tavern Zorro Ducks suspects someone needs his help.
Zorro Duck: “Did I just hear someone say ‘Help me, somebody help me?’ ”
Zorro Duck rushes to the boardwalk and stops the pirates in their tracks.
Zorro Duck: “Seems someone has lost their treasure.”
Pirates: “Where did ye find arrrr treasure!”
Zorro Duck: “I have my sources.”
Pirates: “Ahoy! You have been hidin’ arrrrr treasure all along! Later ye will be walkin’ the plank! But first, we be takin’ arrr treasure back! Yarrrr!
Zorro Duck: “We’ll see about that.”
…..and one by one Zorro Duck defeats all the pirates.
…and saves the day…and Snucki.
Snuckie: “Oh Zorro Duck! Thank you! Wanna go get a drink with a cute little guidette duck? We could pay the tab with all this treasure.”
Zorro Duck: “Maybe another time, Snucki. I’ve got some more crime to fight!”
And with that Zorro Duck is off to fight more crime. As for the treasure….Snucki uses it to buy fried pickles and cocktails that night for her and her friends. The End.
Zorro Duck finds trouble on the Atlantic City Boardwalk. Who Arrrrrrrre the perpetrators this time? Who will need his help? Will it be “Snucki” (short for Snooki Duck)? Stay tuned later this week for another adventure of Zorro Duck….this time on the Jersey shore.
“I get the feeling we are being followed.”
What’s next? Snuggie for ducks? Why not!
Jul 312010
Something fowl is in the air tonight. Ah ha ha ha ha haaaaa.
