Blair Witch Project.....with ducks of course.

"It was my fault. I was the one that said "keep going south." I was the one who said that we were not lost. It was my fault, because it was my project. I don't know what's out there. We are all just sitting ducks!"

More Halloween Quackiness....

"Oh crap!"

Happy Halloweeeeeen!

"Quack or treat!"

Ducktown Tavern Adventures

Tartyann: "This way! This way, Cheese! Look what I have found!"

Tartyann: "It's a duck tavern right in the heart of Atlantic City! Hee!"

Cheese: "Wow! Ducktown Tavern! How did they know we were coming?!"

Tartyann: "And they are open 24 hours! Sounds like my kind of place! Heehee!"

Tartyann: "And there are rules to be broken. Rules are for the birds...well , except for us birds! Heeheehee."

Cheese: "I wonder if there are any early bird specials?"

Cheese: "Three Happy Hours a day!!!! Now that puts a smile on my beak, quack!"

Atlantic City Adventures

Poker Duck: "All aboard the ACES train! It's off to AC we go, quack!"

Poker Duck: "Now......off to the casino for a little Texas Hold 'em!"

Ducksino: "Come in this house if you are a high rolling double down duck!"

Vegas Baby: "Don't mind if I do!"

Cheese Duck: "Looks like we are on our own today on the boardwalk. The locals aren't sharing their food today."

Great British Duck Race 2009

On September 6th, 2009 the third anual Great British Duck Race took place down the River Thames. They aimed to break their world record of 175, 000 ducks raced down the river last year to raise money for local charities such as the NSPCC, Cancer Research UK, Cats Protection, MacMillan Cancer Support, Diabetes UK, BEN, Shelter, FSID, BBC Children in Need, and Dogs Trust among many others. Happily the record was broken as 205,000 raced down the river this year! Many thanks to my flickr Paul Mansfield for taking this duck-tacular picture of the ducks racing down the River Thames and under the Hampton Court Bridge. You can see more pictures of the duck race taken by Paul here.

Senseis Save the Day

HiYa Duck: "I am the sensei!"
Kung Pao Duck: "No! I am sensei!"


HiYa: "This town is not big enough for the both of us!"
Kung Pao: "Then you leave! You just bloated bird full of hot air!"
It looks like there may be a karate chop showdown......Cue music of The Good The Bad and The Ugly...

And just across the street on a city stoop...
Joe Bob Cowduck: "Hey Buck...where is your red cowboy hat?....and what are we doing on a stoop in the middle of Manhattan? "
Buck Duck: "I think we flew too far north....Yup.....my hat....Some asian duck swiped it off my head, I think....yup."

Just as HiYa and Kung Pao were getting ready to karate chop each other......along comes trouble.

TartyAnn: "Ahhhh! Can you two help a wee little Scottish duck out? Save me from those devious devil ducks!"

Kung Pao: "Stop right there. You no match for Sensei Kung Pao!"

HiYa: "Mess with me and I will strike with my my signature wing smack!"

Devil Ducks: "Ahahahaha!"

Feathers fly...

And HiYa and Kung Pao manage to chase off the devils with a series of karate chops.

TartyAnn: "Thank you both! All that running's made me a thirsty bird. I'm off to the pub for a pint of Red MacGregor. See you two later!"

As for the cowducks....Buck Cowduck got his red cowboy hat back and they flew the stoop.

Joe Bob Cowduck: "Time to head back to the range."

Buck Duck: "Yup."

And HiYa and Kung Pao continued to argue over who is the sensei.

HiYa: "I am the sensei!"

Kun Pao: "I am sensei!".....

Superduck

It's a bird....it's a plane...oh wait....it is a bird!

Chillin' on the stoop

M.C. Quacker (on the right): "I'm on a boat motherducker take a look at me,
Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea,
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat,
You can't stop me motherducker cause I'm on a boat."

Ducky D. (on the left): "Rhyming is easy fosheezy."

Duckfest from a rubber duck's perspective

Ever wonder what Duckfest would be like from a rubber duck's perspective? Of course you have. And here on Duckfest we will happily go to there...........
Cheese Duck: "All those tasty treats over there are starting to make my beak water. I must get right over there before all the duck collectors do!"

Cheese Duck: "Duck shaped cookies! I can't wait to sink my beak into one of those....hmm....would it be gauche of me to eat one since they are duck-shaped?"

Cheese Duck: "Duckcakes! I'm so glad I have teeth! I cannot pass these treats up! Of course I will take the duck off the duckcake before eating. I love me some blue icing!"

Cheese Duck: "Perhaps I will take a gander at this....or should I? If I win do I have to share the tub with all of them? "