Saturday, July 18, 2009

Duckfest is exactly one week away!


Duckfest 2009 is the only annual meeting for rubber duck collectors and it is taking place on July 25, 2009 in New York City. It is the first ever East Coast Duckfest. Let the countdown begin!

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Duck Duck Bar

So, one day my friend sends me a link to this place called Duck Duck Bar in Brooklyn. I thought it sounded too good to be true.....a bar with a duck theme. Alas, it was true! How could I not love this place! You can check out Duck Duck Bar here !




Even Cheese was mesmorized by Duck Duck Bar.
Cheese Duck: "Look at all the Duck Specials! Hmmm...decisions...I'll just have a shot of Duck-quilla please!"



Friday, July 3, 2009

Quacky Fourth of July

Let Freedom Ring!
Ring Freedom Let!

A quick joke: Why did the duck say "Bang!"
Because he was a firequacker!


Friday, June 26, 2009

Zorro Duck: The Case of the Bird Flu Pandemic

Dr. Canardo: Ah ha ha haaaaa! I have concocted a special brew of bird flu for you, Quackerjax!
QuackerJax: With this I shall wipe out the flock and take over Duckhattan!
Quackerjax: Bird flu for everyone! Ha ha ha ha haaaa!
Ducks: Ahhhhhhhh!
Quackerjax: Ah, this should be fun. Hello there, Sweetbeaks. Want some bird fluuuuuuuuu?Daisy Duck: Help me! Somebody help me!
Zorro Duck: Did I hear someone say "Help me, somebody help me?" Zorro Duck: Mess with the girl and you will be a roast duck!
Quackerjax: Is this some kind of....joke?
Zorro Duck: No, and I have a special brew of bird flu antibiotics to prove it!
Quackerjax: Ahhhh ha ha ha ha haaaa!
Zorro Duck: Not so fast, Quackerjax!
Quackerjax: Uh oh.
Ofiicer Bird Brady: I'll take it from here, Zorro Duck.
Zorro Duck: Take the bird flu antibiotics for the flock, too.
Quackerjax: Until next time, Zorro Duck. Ha ha ha ha haaaa!
Daisy Duck: Oh, Zorro Duck, you are my hero!
Zorro Duck: All in a day's work, Daisy Duck.
*Smooooooooch*









Thursday, June 25, 2009

Let the countdown begin!



Let the countdown begin! One month until Duckfest, AKA the annual rubber duck collector's convetion! Read more about it on Duckplanet.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

"Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Haaaa!"

Who is this villainous fowl that comes to Gotham City to create chaos and cause mischief? Stay tuned........

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Happy Father's Day

I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Boy, you really like Tide."

~Mitch Hedberg~

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Saturday in the Park

Hattie (the duck on the right): "Someone needs to mow the grass out here. A duck could get lost in this high grass!"

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Duck Adventures the City

With such a nice day, the ducks go down to Soho for some summer fun.
Shopping Duck: "What recession? Put it on my American Duckspress."
Street Duck: "This looks like a good place for a stick up. Tagged!"

Jazzy Duck: "I'm jazzed about this big cone of soft serve ice cream! It pleases my sweet beak!"
Hattie: "I love me some street snacks! Nothing beats NYC street pretzels! A bird's gotta get her bread fix!"


Wednesday, June 10, 2009

A Day in Central Park

What would summer be without a trip to Central Park. Sometimes you just gotta get out of the city.....well, sort of....But first, a quick stop for some Mister Softee ice cream.
GoGo: "Hey! Mister Softee is back after the long winter! You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream!"
Once inside the park, the ducks visit the duck pond. Unfortunately most of the ducks that hang around the pond were napping in the shade. D. Lure decides to catch a fish...... D. Lure: "They say you can catch a chicken of the sea around here. I can't wait to sink my beak into one of those fresh sea chickens! I've been eating that canned stuff all winter long.".....We are not at the "sea".....but I won't tell D. Lure that.

Duckathon: "It's a nice day for a run in the park."


Cheese: "Hey Duckathon! Wait up! Like my new workout gear?!......Ok...whew! I think I've had enough....I'm thinking some of that Mr. Softee ice cream would be quite tasty right now. What do you say?"
Duckathon: "You've only been running for 5 minutes!"